Archive for October, 2008
maverick things that mavericks do
Here’s a tip, while dining at Maverick in SF, it’s probably best not to ask the waitress “Do you serve the Sarah Palin?” Really, don’t. Sure, in your head you’ll have some witty “What’s a dikfore”-like comeback akin to: “Oh you know, it’s two shot glasses filled with desperation and lipstick”. But trust me, that’s not how it’ll play out. No one will laugh. No one. You’ll just get a sad vacant look from the waitress who’s boredom is only overshadowed by her indifference to the fact that she won’t be getting a tip due to any effort on her part to even provide you with a pity laugh.
Lesson complete.
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